
The paparazzi is not happy with Greg Norman. You see, Norman and Chris Evert are getting married this weekend on Paradise Island and the two-time major champion has hired a security firm to keep the press away, including, according to the Herald Sun, "TV crews and photographers from Australia, Britain and the US."
Taking such measures to keep the prying eyes of the media out of what most people consider a private affair doesn't sit well with some guy named Garry Linnell of news.com.au. You see, according to Linnell, Norman owes the media for making him famous. You know, because golf had nothing to do with it.
As Norman arrived at the exclusive Paradise Island to prepare for his wedding this weekend to former Wimbledon champion Chris Evert, a group of Norman-aligned security goons and cops detained and harassed journalists, photographers and cameramen in scenes reminiscent of a third world dictatorship. ...Look, I'm not Norman apologist, but the guy's got every right to make sure his wedding is free of "get the photo at all costs" a-holes masquerading as reporters. Linnell disagrees, apparently, and offers this inane point as proof:
There, Greg Norman's dignity and class disappeared into the treacherous waters of The Bahamas in the same manner many of his golf shots once did when he was under pressure in a major.
So do you, Gregory John Norman, solemnly promise from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer (not that there will be much of that), in sickness or in health, to remember the very people who have allowed you to afford a $2 million celebrity-laden wedding?Right, because without the media, Norman would just be some Aussie with bad hair and an awful fashion sense.














Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-28-2008 @ 10:32PM
George B Vieto said...
Maybe Greg should have a secret wedding and not tell the media about the nupitals.
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6-29-2008 @ 9:20PM
dee said...
who cares, he's just HOT! I think they make a great couple, but if it's doesn't last, I'd like to be his next wife! best wishes to you both.
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7-02-2008 @ 6:23PM
jill said...
They both make me sick. You tell me why the deserve press. They are nothing but two cheaters that have hurt their families. They both can rot in hell. I am so sick of the celebrities that think that star power gives them the right to cheat. For all that matters, I think anyone who cheats is scum.
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7-20-2008 @ 5:54PM
momoftlc said...
I agree! I think of her as a home wrecker now...and he's no better--cheating on his best friend AND wife. I used to love him and would have been thrilled to see him making such a run at a major...NOW? I really don't care and sort find myself hoping he loses--I would hate for anyone to think that she was his lucky charm or something sick like that....I'm just really disappointed...we live in a world where we dispose of everything--I guess if you have enough money you can discard people, too....sad!
7-06-2008 @ 10:15PM
SBF said...
They're in their fifties- no one is hot in their fifties, pleeease. They're old and rich and she has had so much plastic surgery, (she did removed her balloon silicone tits), on that nose that she probably thought she was a different person and wanted to upgrade to a whale. They're ugly old farts and her tongue will probably get stuck in those shark teeth of his.:)
I just love how Matt Lousy was in the wedding party and the whole adulterous affair was not plastered on the morning shows. They did not want the media in the island because when you are guilty of something, you don't want ANY attention. If you look at the wedding pictures in People magazine, there's just one wedding guest smiling and the rest have this look on their faces like,is this shit going to happen to me one day?
The people my heart goes out to are the duped ex's.
The kids of course, but when your parents are worth millions, who the hell is going to object to mom or dad. It is very sad; just two old ,horny,new money rich,white trash adulteres. Ouch!:{
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7-06-2008 @ 10:32PM
SBF said...
They're in their fifties- no one is hot in their fifties, pleeease. They're old and rich and she has had so much plastic surgery, (she did removed her balloon silicone tits), on that nose that she probably thought she was a different person and wanted to upgrade to a whale. They're ugly old farts and her tongue will probably get stuck in those shark teeth of his.:)
I just love how Matt Lousy was in the wedding party and the whole adulterous affair was not plastered on the morning shows. They did not want the media in the island because when you are guilty of something, you don't want ANY attention. If you look at the wedding pictures in People magazine, there's just one wedding guest smiling and the rest have this look on their faces like,is this shit going to happen to me one day?
The people my heart goes out to are the duped ex's.
The kids of course, but when your parents are worth millions, who the hell is going to object to mom or dad. It is very sad; just two old ,horny,new money rich,white trash adulteres. Ouch!:{
Reply