Tiger Already Passed Two Drug Tests

It's drug testing day here at the FanHouse, where myself and Ryan Wilson were randomly selected to use that little plastic cup to the best of our ability.

Not sure of our results (outlook hazy), but one thing's for sure, Tiger Woods ain't failing no dang drug test.

According to Tiger, he's been drug tested twice privately and got up-and-down both times.

Woods didn't say when the tests were conducted, but both came back negative. After the first test was clean, he said he changed the brand of amino acid as part of his nutrition program, and wanted to make sure the change didn't alter the results. He said the second test came back negative, too.

Ahh, the excitement of changing brands of amino acid. I sometimes put together "Changing Amino Acid" parties where we all bring our favorite brand and exchange them Secret Santa style. It's more fun if at some point during the party you have a push-up contest and/or arm wrestling championship.

Anyway, I'm not involved in the grinding of gears within the PGA Tour (shocking, I know) but I'd almost guarantee that the bulkiness of Woods was a minor red flag for the implementation of the steroids testing era. Sure, he's no athlete, but he has built his body up to an impressive level that others are striving to reach.

The PGA announced the first golfers they are looking to test and it looks to be Tim Herron, Duffy Waldorf and Boo Weekley.*

Entire sentence might be a lie.