Tiger Woods Walks on Water; John Daly Is Not Impressed

Posted Aug 20, 2008 9:30AM By Ryan Wilson (RSS feed)

Filed Under: Golf, PGA

Apparently, Hank Haney wasn't screwing around when he said Tiger Woods is doing just fine. Based on this ~~hidden video~~ EA Sports commercial pimping Tiger Woods '09, it looks like the world's best one-legged golfer is getting around swimmingly.

You Been Blinded's HG writes that Tiger's next miracle will include resurrecting David Duval's career. (There was some discussion about helping Michelle Wie win an LPGA event but that was deemed impossible).

Pretty impressive, I suppose, but John Daly can turn water into a beer helmet, a handful of tees into a pack of smokes, and five loaves of bread and two small fish into anything on the Cracker Barrel menu. Which, I guess, is why he's known as the "drinking man's Jesus."

Tiger On the Prowl

GRAND BLANC, MI - JUNE 27: A courtesy car is covered with an image of Tiger Woods during the second round at the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Country Club on June 27, 2008 in Grand Blanc, Michigan. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. Tiger Woods is to undergo reconstructive knee surgery and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 15: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to his birdie putt on the 18th green to force a playoff with Rocco Mediate during the final round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 15, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods chips onto the green with his third shot on the 12th hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)

8-21-2008 @ 1:06AM

bkinginor said...

Andreacemarshall - Didn't ROGER FEDERER teach TIGER this trick! TIGER has no talent when compared to ROGER FEDERER!

8-20-2008 @ 10:42PM

t rel said...

you are an idiot and a racist for that comment

8-20-2008 @ 10:56PM

joe saldana said...

are you drunk? can you honestly sit or stand or whatever your doing and say that federer is a better athelete. dude are you blind?

8-20-2008 @ 11:13PM

jose said...

ur gay

8-21-2008 @ 12:54AM

orefungrl said...

are you kidding me? Roger who? lol get a life

8-21-2008 @ 11:48AM

ROBERT WARNER said...

2 STROKE PENALTY.........GROUNDING YOUR CLUB IN A WATER HAZARD

8-21-2008 @ 11:46AM

ROBERT WEARNER said...

2 STROKE PENALTY
----------------GROUNDING YOUR CLUB IN A WATER HAZARD.

8-20-2008 @ 10:47PM

LINDA said...

GOLF IS MUCH MORE FUN TO WATCH. EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN AND WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT GROUCHY FACE THAT HARDLY ACKNOWLEDGES THE CROWD.

8-20-2008 @ 10:45PM

jst4gp said...

Blasphemy.... not funny....

8-21-2008 @ 6:35AM

Scott said...

What's funny is that you believe it is blasphemous, but I understand what you mean. I feel the same way when I see worms in a bait shop...makes me think about how their kinfolk will be eating our corpses at the same rate of speed. Too bad only one of us will have known that was coming before it happened.

8-21-2008 @ 12:31AM

Bill said...

Who cares what this empty suited Woods does,he never visits the trooops who are fighting for his 1/2 azz this and that to play goolf without worry of terrorists killing us. It's time this guy gives back something for the people who allow him to be rich doing nothing for his country men.

8-21-2008 @ 5:46AM

Michelle said...

Uh Bill, be sure you make that same comment to all the other pro athletes too, after all they all get a guaranteed salary where as golfers only get paid when they place in a tournament. Oh, and do any of those athletes have a child learning center that costs several million dollars a year to keep running like Tiger does? He donates more to America than most of you morons realize.