You Been Blinded's HG writes that Tiger's next miracle will include resurrecting David Duval's career. (There was some discussion about helping Michelle Wie win an LPGA event but that was deemed impossible).
Pretty impressive, I suppose, but John Daly can turn water into a beer helmet, a handful of tees into a pack of smokes, and five loaves of bread and two small fish into anything on the Cracker Barrel menu. Which, I guess, is why he's known as the "drinking man's Jesus."
Tiger On the Prowl
GRAND BLANC, MI - JUNE 27: A courtesy car is covered with an image of Tiger Woods during the second round at the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Country Club on June 27, 2008 in Grand Blanc, Michigan. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. Tiger Woods is to undergo reconstructive knee surgery and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. Tiger Woods is to undergo reconstructive knee surgery and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. Tiger Woods is to undergo reconstructive knee surgery and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 15: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to his birdie putt on the 18th green to force a playoff with Rocco Mediate during the final round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 15, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods chips onto the green with his third shot on the 12th hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
8-20-2008 @ 10:45PM
jst4gp said...
Blasphemy.... not funny....
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8-21-2008 @ 6:35AM
Scott said...
What's funny is that you believe it is blasphemous, but I understand what you mean. I feel the same way when I see worms in a bait shop...makes me think about how their kinfolk will be eating our corpses at the same rate of speed. Too bad only one of us will have known that was coming before it happened.
8-20-2008 @ 10:47PM
LINDA said...
GOLF IS MUCH MORE FUN TO WATCH. EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN AND WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT GROUCHY FACE THAT HARDLY ACKNOWLEDGES THE CROWD.
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8-20-2008 @ 10:53PM
Bill said...
Great shot.......but didn't tiger ground his club in the hazard?
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8-21-2008 @ 8:21AM
James said...
Yes! He grounded his club in a hazard. 2 shot penalty!
8-21-2008 @ 9:17AM
David G. said...
I thought the same thing, Bill. Two shot penalty. But then again he holed out, so I guess it kind of evens out in the big picture.
8-20-2008 @ 11:01PM
frndwolf77 said...
Your right Tiger has no talent when it comes to Roger Federer..that's because Tiger doesn't play Tennis you idiot.
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8-20-2008 @ 11:01PM
Ron said...
I know who Tiger Woods is; who's Roger Federer?
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8-21-2008 @ 2:52AM
Maria said...
Seriously, he's a pro tennis player
8-20-2008 @ 11:07PM
HaHaHaHaBawHa said...
I never cared a lick for golf until Tiger Woods showed up!!
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8-22-2008 @ 7:28AM
Blue Eyes said...
I agree with you!!!
8-20-2008 @ 11:10PM
NOT IMPRESSED TIGER said...
I guess "FUZZY ZELLER" was right about you. I'm sure your just having fun, just like "MR. ZELLER" was when you ruined his life. I wonder if God will react the way you did when "FUZZY" was just fooling around with you. The fans haven't forgotten. By the way this from a fan that thought up until now that you could walk on water.
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8-21-2008 @ 7:53AM
GA said...
Fuzzy Zeller destroyed his own career, not Tiger.
8-20-2008 @ 11:19PM
rex said...
Didn't Nadal beat Federer. Isn't Nadal number one now. Who is Federer? Does anybody know number 2, 3 or 4?
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8-20-2008 @ 11:31PM
Bird Dog said...
Tiger Woods is a foul mouthed, spoiled rotten, egotistical --- hole that need's to be left out of the any further recognition by the media. He has had far more than his equal or civil rights, so give us a break and forget him while recognizing the other really great golfer's that do not expect to be given everything.
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8-21-2008 @ 12:53AM
orefungrl said...
My Lord you are stupid!!!!!
8-21-2008 @ 7:54AM
gilbert salaz said...
hey birddog why dont tell us how you really feel about tiger woods???
8-20-2008 @ 11:35PM
booger said...
Tiger is a "GOD"!!!
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8-20-2008 @ 11:42PM
Nibiru said...
That's just wrong no matter how you look at it. I can see that and I'm an agnostic.
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8-20-2008 @ 11:49PM
tv said...
Who cares if John Daley likes it or not? Is he sober enough to see it?
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