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Golfer That Killed Bird Pleaded No Contest, Gets Slap on Wrist

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Apparently these days, if you kill an animal people sure do make a fine ruckus about it.

Everyone's favorite professional golfer turned hawk murderer, Tripp Isenhour, pleaded no contest on Friday to intentionally killing a hawk and after all the dust he blew in the air around these parts, didn't get much of a sentence.

Attorney David de Armas said Friday that Isenhour agreed to one year of supervised probation, four hours of anger management classes and 100 hours of community service. Forty hours must be performed at a wildlife or animal shelter. He also must pay a $500 fine.

Isenhour was charged with animal cruelty and killing a migratory bird. He was accused of hitting the bird with a golf shot when its loud chirps interrupted the filming of an instructional video in Orlando.

This entire thing came because Isenhour was annoyed at a bird when filming an instructional golf video and instead of running at the bird flailing his arms like most people do, he just hit a ball at the bird. Guess what, hole-in-waterfowl!

Obviously killing animals is a big no-no (besides cows, because they are yummy), but isn't it a little crazy that this guy hit a bird with a golf shot? No matter if he's a golf pro or not, that is a pretty "amazing" golf shot. I think a better punishment for Isenhour would be to have a bunch of youth golfers taking turns swinging golf clubs at the pro like a Pinata. It might not make him understand what he did but boy, would that be fun to watch?

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