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English-Speaking LPGA Commissioner Has a History of Making Dumb Decisions

It's been a week since the LPGA brain trusts unveiled their grand plan to save the tour from obsolescence: implement a language requirement that will almost certainly have no bearing on ratings, but will guarantee that the amateurs in the pro-ams will have a good time. Well-reasoned.

Predictably, the blowback was immediate and relentless (well, except from Tiger, who was out of the country during the initial announcement and had no comment. I can only assume "out of the country" means "making babies," which, by the way, is an infinitely better answer).

There was the question of legality, not to mention the obvious issues foreign-born players might have with the new rule.

This all starts to make sense when you consider that LPGA commissioner Carolyn Bivens, apparently golf's version of Matt Millen, fancies making seemingly arbitrary decisions that benefit no one. From the Scotsman:
Just last week, Givens went even further down the road to nowhere when she announced that all media would have to undergo "background checks" in order to cover an LPGA event. On a circuit already gasping for the oxygen that is publicity, this is nothing short of madness.

Oh yes, one last thing. When Givens recently spoke with the assembled band of Koreans she did so in, you guessed it, English. No bilingual requirement for her; no sirree Bob (American for, "this is all about us.")
Givens was also responsible for banning caddies from "retrieving and returning balls to their players on the practice green." Jeebus.

No worries, though; Givens plans to save the tour by doing away with galleries and canceling the current television contracts to give the operation a more "grass roots" feel.Or something.

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