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John Daly Can Explain Drunken Hooters Adventure: It Was a Misunderstanding

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So here's the deal, people: John Daly, needing a much needed break from missing cuts, decided to kick it at the first Hooters he could find to blow off some steam with his friends. Thousands of ounces of beer and twice as many hot wings later, Big John ended up in a Forsyth County drunk tank after he became "belligerent and uncooperative." Yeah, I'm just as shocked as you are.

No worries, though; Daly can explain:
Nothing is going right in my life right now," Daly said in a telephone interview Sunday. "I'm going through a hell of a divorce. I haven't seen my son. It was an unfortunate incident, but it's a joke what people are saying. I take full responsibility for what happened, but it wasn't that big of a deal."
In general, no, a 42-year-old man getting plastered and stumbling out of his favorite drinking establishment isn't necessarily newsworthy. But Daly has a history of making poor decisions after he's had a few pops, and for someone who proclaims that he's serious about fixing his golf game, there have to better ways to go about it.

As is often the case after, however, Big John has an excuse for what happened:
Daly said it could have been avoided if his friends had realized he tends to sleep with his eyes open when he's tired, stressed and has been drinking. He said the driver of his private bus, parked near Hooters, panicked when he saw Daly and called the paramedics.
Yeah, come on, "friends," how could you not know that? Maybe Daly should wear one of those medic alert bracelets with the inscription: "I tend to sleep with my eyes open after imbibing more than 100 beers in a two-hour period. Do not panic. I will be fine. Just get me another beer."

Look, I'm a big Daly supporter, and I'd love it if he removed his head from his arse long enough to find his game. But if history is any indication, it ain't happening anytime soon, which means we're stuck with the inevitable alcohol-related Hooters tales.

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