
Quick, who won the Masters Sunday? Come on, first name, too.
This might be a first, when the winner of the Masters goes down as the answer to the trivia question. But this is going to be remembered as the Masters that Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson didn't win, assuming long term memories don't twist one of them into the green jacket someday. Also, some older guy (Kenny Perry) didn't win, either.
The winner? Well, Augusta National is always the answer to that. The Masters always has that touchy feeling from all that history, the drama and personal tales, and, of course, from Jim Nantz's goo.
Somehow, his mush works wonderfully there.
So I hate to sound sacrilegious, but once the thrill was past on Angel Cabrera's tree-smacking, back-door victory, the word "choke" kept coming to mind.
Tiger, Phil, Kenny. Phil again. Even Cabrera matched those three, hitting that tree on 18, but it bounced out beautifully, luckily. And he's the champ by default.
But is that fair? There is no meaner word in sports than choke, and maybe we should look again at what that word really means, and what that finish Sunday meant, particularly to Woods and Mickelson.
Ten years ago, Jean Van de Velde created what is considered the template for choking at the British Open, taking a three-stroke lead to the final hole before finding rough, water and sand. I argued at the time that he hadn't choked at all, that he hadn't belonged there in the first place.
If Joe Blow woke up and found himself in the lead in the fifth set of the Wimbledon final, he might not close the deal, either.
So maybe that's knocking Perry more than he deserves. He's not Joe Blow. But he has that little hitch in his swing, where he seems to stop at the top and change directions. And he's a solid player who played solidly until that Charles Barkley swing, the old Barkley swing, wouldn't let him finish the deal.
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Angel Cabrera of Argentina reacts to a par putt on the 18th green during final round play at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Shaun Best (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)
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Angel Cabrera (R) of Argentina is presented his green jacket by Trevor Immelman (L) of South Africa after winning the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Shaun Best (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)
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Kenny Perry of the U.S. reacts to a chip shot to the 18th green during the first playoff hole at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)
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Kenny Perry of the U.S. reacts to a chip shot to the 18th green during the first playoff hole at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)
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Kenny Perry of the U.S. reacts to a chip shot to the 18th green during the first playoff hole at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Shaun Best (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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Angel Cabrera (C) of Argentina shakes hands with Chad Campbell (R) of the U.S. after Campbell was eliminated from a sudden-death playoff as Kenny Perry of the U.S. stands at left during the final of the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. Cabrera defeated Perry on the second playoff hole to win the tournament. REUTERS/Hans Deryk (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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Kenny Perry of the U.S. reacts to a chip shot to the 18th green during the first playoff hole at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Hans Deryk (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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Kenny Perry of the U.S. reacts to a chip shot to the 18th green during the first playoff hole at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Hans Deryk (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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Angel Cabrera (R) of Argentina walks off the 10th green with caddie Ruben Yorio after winning the 2009 Masters golf tournament on the second hole of a playoff at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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Angel Cabrera of Argentina gives a thumbs-up as he wears his green jacket after winning the Masters following final round play at the 2009 Masters golf tournament at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, April 12, 2009. REUTERS/Hans Deryk (UNITED STATES SPORT GOLF)
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The big choke of the day, the biggest loser of the tournament, was Phil Mickelson, even though he played those first nine holes better, maybe, than anyone ever had. Mickelson had what might well be his last chance at a legacy of greatness.
Tiger Woods? He'll be fine. But he did choke, too, with bogeys on each of the final two holes.
The thing is, Woods did not seem to be bothered by Mickelson's run on the front nine so much as by his struggles with his own swing.
"I hit so bad today warming up,'' he said. "I was hitting quick hooks, blocks, you name it. I hit it all on the range, and then on the very first hole, I almost hit it into (the eighth) fairway. It's one of the worst tee shots I've ever hit starting out.''
But when it got to the end, Mickelson crumbled, and we've seen that before. With him, it always seems that Woods has something to do with it.
See, Mickelson is fighting Woods, while Woods is fighting history.
Choking is about letting your brain ruin the performance that your body was about to produce. The pressure is on, and some people use it and some people fold under it.
Perry, even with those bogeys on the last two holes, didn't finish any lower than his skill was going to allow. Mickelson, though, was there in 2006 at Winged Foot, when he had a shot at winning his third straight major. Instead, he went for too much in what is now known as his, "I am such an idiot"' moment.
But now at 38, he had another chance.
Three major titles have already guaranteed him a decent legacy, but at this point, he's still just the Woods patsy. When a great player can't beat the greatest of all time, that should probably be expected. But Mickelson was supposed to be the guy.
Think about the setting Sunday: Mickelson and Woods together in the same pairing. Final round. Augusta National. Woods in the red. Both started seven strokes back. And for nine holes, Mickelson gave another example of the greatness inside.
But that 12th hole. It's the one place every golfer in the world knows that you don't get too aggressive. Mickelson hit a 9-iron when he should have hit 8, and went into Rae's Creek for a double-bogey.
From there, his putting fell apart, too. He missed a four-foot putt on 15 that would have put him in a tie for the lead.
"I didn't trust my read,'' he said. "I didn't commit.''
When he was done, having shot a 67 to Woods' 68, someone talked to him about going head-to-head with his rival. Woods and Mickelson are bosom enemies, and that's not meant as a shot at Mickelson's physique.
"It was fun,'' Mickelson told reporters. "We've had some good matches in the past, but I'm usually on the wrong end of it.''
This took me back several years when Mickelson bombed out in the final round of the Masters and I talked to him under the big tree past the 18th green. He was all smiles.
It was clear right then that something was missing.
"It was terrible.'' That's how Woods described the day Sunday.
And that's a very Woods-like thing to say.
He just seemed rusty, playing his first major since having knee surgery. But he did seem a little nervous, too.
"I fought my swing all day and just kind of Band-Aided around and almost won the tournament with a Band-Aid swing today.''
Mickelson said you play for the chance to win on the back nine. And Woods, who had that chance, felt he had been cheated out of something.
In some ways, nothing changed, other than for the guy who won.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
4-14-2009 @ 12:58AM
mdkin01 said...
Tiger is a sore loser. He looks like someone in his immediate family just died everytime he looses a match or has a bad day. Personally, I would like to see someone else winning golf for a while.
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4-14-2009 @ 4:31AM
George said...
You undermine Cabrera's accomplishment. His lucky 'tree shot' is only mentioned because of the time it came. When a player misses a foul shot in the first quarter,no biggie,but let him miss it with 2 seconds left with game tied,still counts as 1 point. Everybody in the final pairings got a break at sometime or another in the four rounds. Angel did awesome,give the man his due instead of blaming others giving it to him. I totally agree with you mdkin; "I hit them bad on the range,I almost won with my 'band-aid' game,I got a bad break on 17". You got beat by someone playing better you whiny,arrogant pus. If Phil goes ten more feet on number 12,he makes all the putts afterwards guaranteed and wins the jacket,10 feet cost Phil,not a bad 9-iron Mr. Golfer. You are a moron for even saying Cabrera won by default.
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4-14-2009 @ 6:55AM
elpgolfer said...
if if if....if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. if phil hadn't done this or tiger hadn't done that or perry had done this, things would have been different. well everyone chose to do what they did and they have to live with it. you can't go back....way to go Angel. you won it fair and square. no one 'gave it to you'
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4-14-2009 @ 7:25AM
Jim Forsythe said...
To Greg Couch:
Obviously you have not played golf at such a high level as these guys and on top of it at The Masters. Using the word "choke" is a poor term and is a headline flash to get reader's attention. You are better than this!!
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4-14-2009 @ 7:53AM
rr1355 said...
Phil did not choke. He made a run from 7 strokes back on a field that did not collapse and back up to him. He put himself in a position to win and shot a very low score. He did this playing with Tiger, which makes everyone else melt. He outplayed Tiger for the day. He outplayed the winner for the day. Tiger was mad because Phil got the better of him. While I appreciate his desire to win, he needs to show a little more class when beaten. In his mind he never gets beat, he simply did not play as well as possible.
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4-14-2009 @ 5:08PM
bastion78 said...
Don't know if you were watching the tournament, but Tiger was not playing very well at all. He did not play well and still ended up T6. Yes he was beaten, but he was beaten because he ended up playing like sh*t. If I play Federer in a tennis match and I beat him because he plays like sh*t, does it mean that I beat him or does it mean that he lost because he played like sh*t?
4-14-2009 @ 8:42AM
dinohealth said...
GREG, THIS IS GOING TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE MASTERS THAT ANGEL CABRERA WON!!! NO ONE IS CRYING IN ARGENTINA! ALL THE CRYING, AND NEGLIGIBLE COVERAGE OF HIS FEAT IS COMING FROM NORTH AMERICA! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS? DO I DETER A BIT OF UNDRLYING PREJUDICE IN NOT GIVING THIS SOUTH AMERICAN HIS DUE? I MEAN, HE ONLY ADDED TO THE DRAMA, PROVIDED A TWO-HOLE PLAYOFF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, SHOT THROUGH TREES, AND WAS THE LAST MAN STANDING ON TOP OF THE LEADER BOARD! WHAT A GREAT STORY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ARGENTINIAN TO BE THAT CLOSE NEARLY HALF A CENTURY AGO! YOU FOLKS ARE MISSING THE STORY!
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4-14-2009 @ 8:54AM
dinohealth said...
YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. THE MICHELSON/WOODS CHARGE GOT A 9.2 SHARE; AND LEST YOU CONTINUE TO BELITTLE THE PLAYOFF WITH CABRERA, IT GOT A 10.0 SHARE!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT MICHELSON CHOKING, BUT HE TIED A COURSE RECORD ON THE FRONT NINE!!!!COME OFF IT, CBS AND THE MASTERS ARE ALL SMILES - AS THEY SHOULD BE - IT WAS AN EPIC TOURNAMENT!!! SOUTH AMERICA IS REJOICING, AND THE WORLD (PUN INTENDED) OF GOLF IS A HAPPY GLOBAL!!!! GET WITH IT, DING-BAT!
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4-14-2009 @ 8:59AM
ironmanlivez said...
i am such a big fan of tiger, i watch all his games and follow him, i have learned some moves and improved my games so much. i would advise people who want to learn how to play golf to watch tiger play, how he makes the use of his wrist etc etc, i was searching for property to let in central london for quite some time and i accidentally found this amazing website no agents 24 with loads and loads of information about tips for tenants, . I really like my new house. i went out for some fresh air today early morning, although i am generally not the morning person type but i have to admit i really enjoyed it.
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4-14-2009 @ 3:30PM
maysday said...
hey dude put down the hash pipe we are talking golf not london apartments u ahole
4-14-2009 @ 9:01AM
ironmanlivez said...
its so hard to see tiger loose :-(
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4-14-2009 @ 12:17PM
Cherri Suzette Jago said...
Sorry that Phil and Tiger win ,but maybe next time you play you will win.
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4-14-2009 @ 12:22PM
Cherri Suzette Jago said...
To Kenny Perry,
Maybe you will win next time you play. You play
good atb golf.
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4-14-2009 @ 1:55PM
bryan royce said...
that could have been one of the best of all time way too go phil. oh by the way can someone change sergio's pamper. what a cry baby. I hate this guy. tayloy made should drop this ASS as well as the tour. send him back too spain in a golf bag. what a losser
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4-14-2009 @ 1:03PM
Jonathan said...
Lefty is stubborn. He needs a new putter. THis is the 21st century!!
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4-14-2009 @ 1:42PM
JJ said...
You Tiger haters are starting to come up with more and more sorry excuses to bash Tiger just so you can run your mouth. You've even gone so low as to call him a "sore loser" and a "whiner". Do you actually think Tiger played well in the Masters? Is this the best Tiger you've seen on this Masters weekend? Is he really incapable of playing better? Give me a f*cking break and go suck on a used coffee filter because you're all clearly still asleep. Tiger did not play well and he has all the right in the world to admit that he did not play well. He couldn't care less that Phil beat him by 3 on the front nine.
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4-14-2009 @ 9:12PM
mrstiffy said...
JJ, you sound like a hurt father who was told his son isn't perfect! Why don't you eat the corn out of tiger's poop since you love him so much.
4-14-2009 @ 3:32PM
maysday said...
put it down and maybe it will stop being hard homo
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4-15-2009 @ 2:47PM
jdcat22 said...
Obviously this guy is a Tiger fan that could not see Tiger's choke on the front, just like he probably could not see Obama's radical past before he voted for him. Golf is tougher that pressure. You can't miss more than 2 shots in that arena and you are out. Angel chopped it around and made putts. That's it. Perry did not make anything.
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4-15-2009 @ 3:10PM
obamaizadope said...
Tiger would not have missed Mickelson's eagle putt. His eyes would have been big as silver dollars..
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