Some jokes are just for fun, and some come with a little cutting truth. Someone told Phil Mickelson the other day that it was hard not to notice that at the Masters, he was hitting farther off the tee, off every tee, than Tiger Woods.
Did Mickelson notice?
"I kept having to wait for him to hit, sure,'' Mickelson said, laughing.
Sure, Woods had to keep going first, being farthest from the hole and all. And you're going to have to decide whether Mickelson meant that as a fun thing or a jab at his rival. I'll go with the jab. But either way, those words are surely burning into Woods' head about now, as he goes into the first round at the Players Championship Thursday in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
Basically, Woods hates Mickelson. Hates is probably too strong of a word.
Probably.
But Woods has not been the same since returning from his knee surgery.
His trademark driver has been shorter, and crooked. He says he has no pain. So are we starting to see the clock ticking on Woods?
Well, yes and no. No in that he's going to win plenty more majors. All that champion-stuff is still inside him.
But yes, too, because he has had four knee surgeries now, and for the image of Woods burned into our heads of a 20-year old in red shirt pumping his fist, he actually is 33 now, married with children.
Receding hairline. A tiny paunch even.
He might suffer from chronic knee pain. For the talk of his superhuman swing and perfect technique, the truth is he's putting immense amount of pressure on his body with that swing. And every body is going to make you pay for that.
Even Tiger Woods'.
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That's not to say his game is going to start slipping. Not yet. But the damage is adding up, and in the meantime he has to get used to being able to leap only medium-sized buildings in a single bound.
"It's just I've been away from the game for a long time, and it's going to take a little bit of time before my body gets back to where I can hit the ball the same distances,'' he said. "I don't hit the ball the same distance with my irons or my driver. But it's coming.
"Each and every week I'm getting a little better. And the body is starting to get a little more comfortable with everything. When you're away for that long, and I have a whole new leg, it's going to take a little time.''
Woods has got to be dying to get there. When you first come back, you count on rust, and are just pleased to be back doing what you like. But it has been more than two months since he returned from reconstructive surgery on his ACL, the main ligament in the knee. And he was in contention at the Masters, before falling apart on the last two holes.
He has to be ready for the real him to return now, too.
And if the recovery is bugging him most, surely the next biggest thing is ... Phil Mickelson.
Mickelson always seems to be there with Woods now, like a gnat, only in rolled up sleeves and with a white belt. They were in the same group on the final day of the Masters, with Mickelson finishing better in front of the world. And if Mickelson wins the Players Championship and Woods finishes in fifth place or worse, then Mickelson will take Woods' No. 1 spot in the world rankings for the first time.
"I don't look at it as being an important thing on the top of my mind,'' Mickelson said. "It's something that I feel that if I play well and win tournaments, stuff like that will come.
"But I think looking back on my career, I think that it would mean a lot to me to be able to say at one point I was No. 1, even if it was for a week, a month. . .to say I climbed to the top.''
God, Woods must hate hearing stuff like that.
But finding himself right there with Woods, Mickelson has been watched a lot more, too.
His flaws, recent wacky clothes and nervous finishes have emerged even more.
So it's one guy rehabbing, trying to find his regular spot back in greatness while the other guy is always knocking on the door, trying to get in.
If Mickelson passes Woods to No. 1, will he have finally gotten there?
No. But it's going to mean something to both players anyway.
"Even if someone does get to No. 1, I don't think someone is going to think they're truly the No. 1 player in the world,'' said Geoff Ogilvy, who also has a shot at being No. 1 soon. "The reality is, Tiger is the best player in the world at the moment and probably for the next _ for the foreseeable future.''
True enough. But he will be playing two tournaments in a row now for the first time in over a year, and also going to the range after rounds for the first time.
He's likely going to dominate again, but realize that this problem is real. And now the punishment on is 33-year old body starts again.














Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
5-06-2009 @ 8:57PM
Sully said...
C'mon, let's face it! If Tiger had played all last year instead of missing the rest of the tour since June, the distance between him and Phil for # 1 would be quite significant, so it's not a big deal! They both know that! It ought to be quite obvious to everyone who knows golf, that yes, Mickelson does possess as much talent as Woods, but between the ears Woods is so much smarter! There are a lot of guys out there that drive it better, hit there irons better, putt and chip better, but Tiger is "MONEY" when it comes to the finish most of the time, and he plays smarter than everyone else and has no fear! He knows he is better than everyone else. They all know he is better than everyone else, and they know that he knows he is better than everyone else. Tiger doesn't hate Phil! That's as stupid as they come! Phil doesn't hate Tiger! They may not be best buddies, but they respect the hell out of each other! One thing about Phil though, he may be the one person that is not afraid of Tiger, and the Masters proved that! For the sake of the game, let's just hope we get more of what happened at the Masters from the two best players in the world so we can enjoy it! The worst thing is that we didn't get to see Nicklaus vs Tiger, both in their primes together, and you can throw in Hogan with them too! That would have been something golf has never seen and probably never will!
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5-06-2009 @ 9:08PM
jwcisler said...
"sully" I'm sorry, but when Phil's on his "A Game" and Tiger is too...I'll put my money on Lefty. You'll deny this...but, Phil's short game is a lot better than Tigger's. ( Oops...a "fruedian slip")
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5-08-2009 @ 10:43AM
Dave said...
You're kidding right. I hope you have a lot of $ to lose. The fact is, no one can beat Tiger when he has his A game. As for Phil - he hasn't had his since he walked off the 17th green that Sunday in June in 2006. Shortly before his blocked his tee shot off the US Open hospitality tent.
5-11-2009 @ 6:22PM
bilko said...
I'll take Phil as well.
5-06-2009 @ 9:47PM
dhw900 said...
sully - get a life
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5-06-2009 @ 10:18PM
Anne said...
Ups and downs are quite normal.
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5-06-2009 @ 10:50PM
Butch said...
It would be nice to see Phil make it to # 1, since
he has at times been the best player out there. A few years ago when he won the Masters coming off of a couple of wins comes to mind. Maybe Phil & Tiger
will end up playing in the final pairing this Sunday, it`s always fun to watch them go head to head.
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5-06-2009 @ 11:00PM
Ted said...
Funny how Tiger hates Phil; I doubt Phil hates Tiger. As great as Tiger is he is still insecure about Phil OFF the course. Tiger should embrace Phil; it would be good for golf.
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5-06-2009 @ 11:30PM
Eric said...
I dont give a bird tiger is more consistent than phil tiger never ever misses cuts and if phil does people just say its not big deal he will play good next week but for tiger he always has a chance and thats why he is number 1!
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5-07-2009 @ 3:16AM
obamaizadope said...
They're both great, obviously, but until Phil has 14 majors, it's really a specious argument, don't you think?
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5-07-2009 @ 8:47AM
gibtide said...
Tiger has placed better in "all" the tournaments he has played in since he has been back then most do in a year. His "off" game is still better! As for Phil his statistics jump up and down the scale depending on his hormones. He uses the fans and the media like a dressing screen to hide his true feelings and to come across like a 40 year old virgin. Most true golf fans appreciate a serious demeanor much more than a silly person trying too hard to be liked. They are out there to play golf. I doubt if Tiger EVER gives Phil a second thought.
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5-09-2009 @ 9:16AM
DGPeterson said...
You are so right about that! Tiger could care less about what Phil does or is doing. Phil is a crazy golfer, sorta of a John Daly. Tiger is the smartest and the best golfer out there, win or lose, he knows it, Phil knows it, and so does every one else. Phil please get Tiger out of your head. He's better than you are.
5-07-2009 @ 9:09AM
CinCydude61 said...
Tiger definitely doesn't make the mental mistakes Lefty does. And it is simply undeniable that Tiger is by far the luckiest golfer in the world. Does anyone else make 50 foot putts they are only trying to lag close? Does anyone else make half as many chips? Does anyone else routinely hit the ball 50 yards offline and always have a clear shot at the green? I know Fluff got bad press about it last year, but he was 100% correct in addressing the fact that on Phil's worst 2 drives vs. Tiger's worst 2, Tiger's were much worse and yet he got lucky and gained 4 strokes in the process. I don't care for Tiger's superior attitude, which makes his luck that much more grating.
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5-11-2009 @ 1:52AM
nirvanafan157 said...
some where i re-call tiger and phil saying in seperate interviews that they dont speak much after hey's but thats in the locker room before or after....o its greg couch again never mind now i know "why they hate each other now" haha greg since u know so much about golf u care to play me in a skins game ol girl?
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