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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Tennis: Nadia Petrova From Russia With Love</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/los-angeles/" rel="tag">Los Angeles</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/tennis/" rel="tag">Tennis</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/womens-sports/" rel="tag">Women's Sports</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/international-tennis/" rel="tag">International Tennis</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/fanhouse-tv/" rel="tag">FanHouse TV</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/us-open/" rel="tag">US Open</a></p><p><em>Elie Seckbach, the Embedded Correspondent, brings his exclusive video reporting to FanHouse. Check <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/bloggers/elie-seckbach/">back here</a> regularly for more videos. </em><br /><br /> In this video we talk to tennis star Nadia Petrova who tells us why she is more popular in the United States than in her homeland, Russia. We also learn why it's not wise to get in the way of any serve unleashed by this tennis powerhouse. Around 1:15 into the video Nadia tells us why Russia produces so many talented tennis players. <br /><br /><object width="415" height="347"><param name="wmode" value="opaque" /><param name="movie" value="http://uncutvideo.aol.com/v7.310/en-US/uc_videoplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="aID=1cee5c4c2dc7658292246fc37b3e112b5&amp;site=http://uncutvideo.aol.com/"/><embed src="http://uncutvideo.aol.com/v7.310/en-US/uc_videoplayer.swf" wmode="opaque" FlashVars="aID=1cee5c4c2dc7658292246fc37b3e112b5&amp;site=http://uncutvideo.aol.com/" width="415" height="347" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://uncutvideo.aol.com/users/eliemedia/cee5c4c2dc7658292246fc37b3e112b5?index=0">AOL Video link</a>. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=VPCVYzFbRCc">Youtube link</a>.</p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/">Tennis: Nadia Petrova From Russia With Love</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:50:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/1246725/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/07/06/tennis-nadia-petrova-from-russia-with-love/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>nadia petrova</category><category>NadiaPetrova</category><dc:creator>Elie Seckbach</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:50:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>Report: Tiger Woods Needs Another Knee Surgery, Won't Play Again Until 2009</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><img alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/06/tigerjune11.jpg" vspace="4" border="1" /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TigerWoods/">Tiger Woods</a>' U.S. Open title came at a heavy price.<br /><br />The <a href="http://www.thegolfchannel.com/core.aspx?page=15101&amp;select=26291">Golf Channel is reporting</a> that Woods has a stress fracture in addition to torn ligaments in his knee, and that the combination of injuries is so severe that he will need season-ending surgery. <br /><br /><br />From the report:<br /><br /><blockquote>He experienced a small stress fracture in his left leg about two weeks before the U.S. Open, which was causing him the pain, and ultimately the doctors feel that he needs ACL surgery and rest to get him back to 100%. <br /><br />Sources added that Tiger is in great spirits and wants to ensure that he comes back even better at the start of the 2009 season. <br /><br />Although his playing schedule is going to put on hold, he will continue to make numerous appearances and fulfill his sponsor and charitable commitments over the next five to six months.<br /></blockquote>Sources may say that Woods is "in great spirits," but this has to be devastating to him. A day ago, it appeared that Woods was at the top of his game and poised to firmly establish himself as the greatest golfer ever. Now he has a long rehabilitation process ahead of him.<br /><br />The big question facing Woods now: If he re-aggravated the knee injury playing 91 holes in five days, was winning the U.S. Open worth it?<br /><br /><!-- START SWF PUBLISHER Module: 303854 -->
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson putt on the third hole over looking the Pacific Ocean during the first round of the US Open championship at Torrey Pines Golf Course on Thursday, June 12, 2008 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods (L) and Rocco Mediate fill out their scorecards after the 18th hole during the playoff round of the U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Rick Wilking (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren watches play during the playoff round at the 108th U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods hits from the 14th tee during the playoff round at the 108th U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods looks over his shot to the 12th hole during the playoff round at the 108th U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods tips his cap after parring the 10th hole during the playoff round at the 108th U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren watches play during the playoff round at the 108th U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 16, 2008. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods holds his daughter, Sam Alexis, after winning the US Open championship in a sudden death hole against Rocco Mediate following an 18-hole playoff round at Torrey Pines Golf Course on Monday, June 16, 2008 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Tiger Woods holds his daughter, Sam Alexis, as his wife brushes aside her hair after Woods' win the US Open championship in a sudden death hole against Rocco Mediate following an 18-hole playoff round at Torrey Pines Golf Course on Monday, June 16, 2008 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)</p>
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    <p class="caption">Rocco Mediate takes a drop on the seventh and sudden death hole following an 18-hole playoff round for the US Open championship at Torrey Pines Golf Course on Monday, June 16, 2008 in San Diego. Tiger Woods won the US Open championship over Mediate. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)</p>
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<!-- END SWF PUBLISHER --><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/">Report: Tiger Woods Needs Another Knee Surgery, Won't Play Again Until 2009</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:15:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/1229236/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/06/18/report-tiger-woods-needs-another-knee-surgery-wont-play-again/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Tiger Woods</category><category>TigerWoods</category><dc:creator>Michael David Smith</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:15:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>CBS's Bobby Clampett Apologizes for Calling Liang Wen-Chong 'Chinaman' at Masters</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2008/04/liangwenchong.jpg" alt="" />During today's <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/Masters/">Masters </a>broadcast, CBS announcer Bobby Clampett referred to Chinese golfer Liang Wen-Chong as "the chinaman." <br /><br />According to CBS spokeswoman LeslieAnne Wade, Clampett later apologized on the Masters webcast. <br /><br />Clampett has been working Amen Corner the last two days, and his commentary can be heard both online and on DirecTV. He used the "chinaman" slur while describing Liang's round and explaining that he will not make the cut.<br /><br />There is no word yet on whether Clampett will be disciplined by CBS. Clampett's slur comes three months after Golf Channel announcer <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/KellyTilghman/">Kelly Tilghman</a> was suspended for two weeks for saying that if young players want to beat <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TigerWoods/">Tiger Woods</a>, they should "<a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/01/10/video-kelly-tilghman-says-of-tiger-woods-lynch-him-in-a-back-a/">lynch him in a back alley</a>."<br /><br />There has also so far been no reaction from Augusta National, which is far from the world's most politically correct organization but which is known for its insistence that television announcers not say anything controversial. CBS announcer <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JimNantz/">Jim Nantz </a>frequently talks about how much classier golf in general and Augusta National in particular are than other sports and other venues, and Nantz has even criticized Woods for cursing on the course. How does he feel about one of his colleagues using a slur?<br /><br />UPDATE: <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/bobby-clampett-on-chinaman-if-i-offended-anybody-please-acce/" rel="bookmark"><span id="pt1165316">Bobby Clampett on 'Chinaman': If I  Offended Anybody Please Accept My Sincere Apologies</span></a><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/">CBS's Bobby Clampett Apologizes for Calling Liang Wen-Chong 'Chinaman' at Masters</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:25:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/1165275/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/04/11/cbss-bobby-clampett-apologizes-for-calling-liang-wen-chong-chi/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Bobby Clampett</category><category>BobbyClampett</category><category>Jim Nantz</category><category>JimNantz</category><category>Kelly Tilghman</category><category>KellyTilghman</category><category>Liang Wen-Chong</category><category>LiangWen-chong</category><category>Masters</category><dc:creator>Michael David Smith</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:25:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>Thank God Zach Johnson Isn't Serving Fried Chicken, Collard Greens at Champions Dinner</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/03/05/thank-god-zach-johnson-isnt-serving-fried-chicken-collard-gree/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/03/05/thank-god-zach-johnson-isnt-serving-fried-chicken-collard-gree/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/03/05/thank-god-zach-johnson-isnt-serving-fried-chicken-collard-gree/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5aWS0StFM5I"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5aWS0StFM5I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TheMasters/">The Masters</a> is all about tradition: the par 3 tournament, the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/03/16/palmer-could-hit-ceremonial-tee-shot-at-masters/">ceremonial tee shot</a>, the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/04/05/tiger-woods-masters-mastery-1997-2006/">green jacket</a>, calling everybody "<a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/04/08/did-cbs-have-a-gary-mccord-moment-yesterday/">patron</a>," the Champions Dinner, and of course, institutionalized racism.*<br /><br />As is custom, the defending champion gets to choose the menu for the Champions Dinner held during Masters week. This year, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/ZachJohnson/">Zach Johnson</a> was planning to have <a href="http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/030508/gol_189766.shtml">Ruth Chris Steakhouse serve up some</a> Iowa beef, to honor his roots, and in a nod to his wife, Amelia Island shrimp. Augusta National offered a polite "hell no" on the idea and reminded Johnson that <a href="http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/030508/gol_189766.shtml">he'd have to use the chefs on staff</a>. <blockquote>So it was back to the drawing board, and the menu remains a work in progress with only a couple of weeks before his mid-March deadline. Surf and turf is about as concrete as it gets so far. <br /><br />"We're trying to piece some things together and see how that works out," Johnson said... "I have a feeling it's going to be some Midwest food with some Florida flair."</blockquote>Sounds good. Just stay away from the chicken and collard greens. It really <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWS0StFM5I">bums out the segregationists who will be in attendance</a>.<br /><br />After the jump, 20 years worth of <a href="http://golf.about.com/od/majorchampionships/a/champdinner.htm">Champions Dinner menus</a>.<br /><br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">* joke</span><blockquote><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/PhilMickelson/">Phil Mickelson</a>, 2007: Barbecued ribs, chicken, sausage and pulled pork, with cole slaw. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TigerWoods/">Tiger Woods</a>, 2006: Stuffed jalapeno and quesadilla appetizers with salsa and guacamole; green salad; steak fajitas, chicken fajitas, Mexican rice, refried beans; apple pie and ice cream for dessert. <br /><br />Phil Mickelson, 2005: Lobster ravioli in tomato cream sauce, Caesar's salad, garlic bread. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MikeWeir/">Mike Weir</a>, 2004: Elk, wild boar, Arctic char (that's a fish), Canadian beer. <br /><br />Tiger Woods, 2002: Porterhouse steak and chicken with a sushi appetizer. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/VijaySingh/">Vijay Singh</a>, 2001: Seafood tom kah, chicken panang curry, baked sea scallops with garlic sauce, rack of lamb with yellow kari sauce, baked filet Chilean sea bass with three flavor chili sauce, lychee sorbet.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MarkOMeara/">Mark O'Meara</a>, 1999: Chicken fajitas, steak fajitas, sushi, tuna sashimi. <br /><br />Tiger Woods, 1998: Cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries, milkshakes. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/NickFaldo/">Nick Faldo</a>, 1997: Fish and chips, tomato soup. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BenCrenshaw/">Ben Crenshaw</a>, 1996: Texas barbecue. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/JoseMariaOlazabal/">Jose Maria Olazabal</a>, 1995: Paella (a Spanish rice dish) and hake (whitefish), plus tapas. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/BernhardLanger/">Bernhard Langer</a>, 1994: Turkey and dressing, black forest torte. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FredCouples/">Fred Couples</a>, 1993: Chicken cacciatore. <br /><br />Sandy Lyle, 1989: Haggis, mashed potatoes, mashed turnips. <br /><br />Bernhard Langer, 1986: Weiner schnitzel (breaded veal).</blockquote>A couple of thoughts: <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/%selectedClean%/">Fuzzy Zoeller</a> made his jaw-droppingly offensive comments even though Woods served cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries and milkshakes. Yeah, that guy's not an a-hole. Also, where was all the bellyaching in 1986, 1989 and 2004?<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2008/03/05/thank-god-zach-johnson-isnt-serving-fried-chicken-collard-gree/">Thank God Zach Johnson Isn't Serving Fried Chicken, Collard Greens at Champions Dinner</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:10:00 EST .  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In a move that left players shaking their heads, Sabbatini withdrew from the final round of the Target World Challenge on Sunday because of "personal reasons," making him the first player in the nine-year history of the event to leave early.</blockquote>The Target World Challenge is Tiger's silly-season tournament. (Tiger <a href="http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/golf/cs-1pb17dec17,1,6683440.story?coll=cs-golf-print">won the event yesterday</a> and will donate the $1.35 first-place check to the Tiger Woods Foundation.) And even though Sabbatini bonked out early, he still got $170,000 for his troubles. He was in last place heading into the final round, only 28 shots behind Woods. Hey, it's just like a regular tour stop! <br /><br />According to the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/golf/story/_a/sabbatini-continues-to-annoy-woods/20071216140709990001">AP</a>, a clubhouse attendant said "Sabbatini cleaned out his locker Saturday afternoon ... He told them he was headed to Maui, where he spends his Christmas vacation." Well, I suppose that counts as "personal reasons," although Sabbatini's agent said his client suffered from shin splints. I wonder if "shin splints" is a euphemism for "getting his ass kicked." I'm going with yes.<br /><br />This certainly won't improve Sabbatini's standing with fans, players and especially Mr. Woods. I think <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/FredCouples/">Fred Couples</a> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/golf/story/_a/sabbatini-continues-to-annoy-woods/20071216140709990001">summed it up nicely</a>: "They don't have any flights to Hawaii [on Sunday night]?" Couples said, shaking his head. "He's messing with the wrong guy." <br /><br />True that.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/12/17/rory-sabbatini-is-getting-on-tigers-last-nerve/">Rory Sabbatini Is Getting on Tiger's Last Nerve</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:00:00 EST .  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But whether the news that <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TigerWoods/">Tiger Woods </a>has signed a licensing deal with Gatorade that could be worth $100 million gets the dollar figure exactly right or not, <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/21332360">Darren Rovell explains at his sports business blog</a> that this is a huge deal.<br /><br />Rovell says Gatorade usually pays no more than $1 million a year to the athletes who endorse it, but that the arrangement with Woods is actually a licensing arrangement, not an endorsement. What's the difference? It means that Woods will get a percentage of the sales of the Gatorade Tiger Woods Thirst Quencher, the new drink that the company will launch in March. <br /><br />Deals like this are rare -- the only other one I can think of is the <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/GeorgeForeman/">George Foreman </a>Grill, which earned Foreman somewhere in the neighborhood of $150 million. But with the way so many weekend golfers want to imitate everything Tiger does, I could see this drink becoming incredibly popular and generating nine-figure paydays for both Woods and Gatorade.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/10/17/tiger-woods-gatorade-100-million-deal/">Tiger Woods, Gatorade: $100 Million Deal</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:33:00 EST .  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It goes deep into one issue and then bounces around to a plethora of smaller ones ... and does it all in a way that will make you feel like the prettiest girl at the cotillion. Bookmark <a href="http://www.aolsportsblog.com/tag/TheDebriefing/">this page</a>, and visit daily.</font></em><br /> <br /><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/rory-sabbatini-is-not-a-pretty-princess-425.jpg" /><br /><br />Of the 30 players invited to this week's Tour Championship, five are still mathematically alive in the race for the FedEx Cup. To me, that's one of the flaws in the system ... I'd like to see more players with a chance to jump up and grab the thing by the throat on the final day.<br /><br /> Rory Sabbatini also thinks it's a flaw in the system ... but he'd like to see the number of players still alive for the Cup shrunk, not expanded. He thinks that players who didn't play all four events should be ineliglible to win. <br /><br />And incidentally, under the grand vision of Rory, the sudden hero of the sanctity of the FedEx Cup, he would be one of the three players still alive, while Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods, the two best golfers in the world, would be the ones kicked out.<br /> <blockquote>"The way I see it, if you don't play all four events, you shouldn't be eligible," said Sabbatini.<br /><br /> "If they played one event for the playoffs in the NBA or baseball or football, you play one [game] and if you decide, OK, I'm going to skip this week, that's a forfeit," he said. "That's the way I see it."</blockquote>In other words: <br /> <blockquote>"Waaaah! Tiger's too good! Tiger can win the FedEx Cup when he's not trying as hard as I am! Waaaaaah! Tiger makes me feel like an ugly little girl with a unibrow! Waaaah! I want Tiger to hold my hand and take me to get ice cream and tell me I'm a pretty little princess, but he won't, because he's <em>mean</em>! Waaaah!"</blockquote>
<p> I think maybe it's time that Rory Sabbatini stopped talking out loud.<em><br /><br /><font color="#808080">(<strong>Also at the bottom</strong>: ... I do not feel good about Stephon Marbury or the New York Knicks right now ... the ladies love Najeh Davenport ... and I didn't know this, but Andrew Walter is still alive ... )</font></em></p><br /><img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/rory-shakes-the-sand-from-his-skirt-240.jpg" alt="" /> In fairness ... <em>maybe</em> I'd feel the same way if I was in a competition where I thought I was pretty good, but there was someone way better than me, and he could beat me by putting forth only 75% of my effort. <em>Maybe</em> I'd feel that way ... if I also felt like being a giant skirtbag.<br /><br /> Let's expand on Rory's example of the NBA playoffs as an example. If the San Antonio Spurs <em>wanted</em> to take a week of the NBA Finals off, and just forfeit two or three games to the Cavaliers, either by not showing up at all, or by letting Beno Udrich guard LeBron James for 48 minutes a night during those games ... they could have done it. And they'd still hold the Larry O'Brien trophy today, much like Tiger Woods will hold the FedEx Cup on Sunday.<br /><br />Now, the Cavs might not have <em>liked</em> being toyed with like that ... they might have felt humiliated by the fact that someone else could put in only a fraction of their effort and still beat them ... but I'm afraid that's just the way it goes. Sometimes (ahem, Rory), you're just not that good.<br /><br /> But there is some positive news for Sabbatini ... if he doesn't want Tiger or Phil to win, he's in a position to do something about it. He's one of the five with a mathematical shot to take home the Cup, along with Steve Stricker, K.J. Choi, Tiger and Phil. <br /><br />Really, I don't know what Sabbatini's in a position to complain about. I'm sure he thinks he still has a chance to win this week because he's a great, great, golfer ... but the fact is that he has a chance to win this week <em>because</em> Tiger took a week off. Tiger did him a favor. He should be down on his knees for Tiger.<br /><br /><img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/tiger-family-180.jpg" /> If Tiger hadn't opted to spend a week with his newborn daughter (selfish jerk that he is), he'd probably have the trophy and the $10 million locked up already, and could spend this week playing with left-handed women's clubs and using Sabbatini's left testicle as his golf ball (a Nike logo scribbled on it with a Sharpie, of course), and he'd still take the trophy home.<br /><br /> It actually works out wonderfully for Sabbatini. I'm glad he's alive (at least, mathematically, in the chase for the FedEx Cup). Imagine on Sunday, a final-round pairing of Rory Sabbatini and Tiger Woods, coming down to the wire, with those two being the only ones in contention ... that would actually hold some interest for me, even against an NFL game on Sunday.<br /> <br /> In fact, there are a lot of scenarios that could hold some interest for me. I was highly skeptical when the thing started, but looking back ... what's been so bad about this whole deal? If our biggest gripe is that Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, and Ernie Els each took one tournament off out of four, then we're doing OK here. <br /> <br /> That seems like a small sacrifice to make for golf fans, in return for getting 4 weeks of golf where the overwhelming majority of the best golfers in the world are still playing. The alternatives are no golf at all, or golf tournaments where the best player in the field is Briny Baird.<br /> <br /> One FedEx Cup tournament gave us a Tiger and Phil Sunday showdown, another tournament gave us a classic <img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" alt="" id="img4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/sabbatini-massengil-240.jpg" />Tiger win with an unbelievable final round ... and thanks to Rory Sabbatini, this last tournament could give us a chance to Sabbatini again publicly flogged and humiliated. Where's the downside?<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/08/16/the-debriefing-if-tiger-woods-doesnt-care-why-should-i/">I was wrong</a> ... this FedEx Cup business has worked, at least marginally well. And this is in Year 1, where everyone, event organizers included, conceded that they'd need to tweak some things. Eventually, this thing is going to grow into the most prestigious title a golfer can obtain, outside of one of the four majors.<br /> <br /> I could potentially see myself looking briefly away from an NFL game to see Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson going at it again at the Tour Championship ... and I could see myself doing the same if I thought I could catch Rory Sabbatini crying as Tiger Woods strips him of all dignity and masculinity <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/08/06/sabbatini-adds-name-to-tigers-list-of-loud-mouthed-victims/">once again</a>.<br /><br /> Of course, if that Sabbatini/Woods showdown were to materialize, it would mean that Tiger's already won the FedEx Cup ... in order for Rory to win it, he has to win the tournament, and Tiger has to finish worse than 12th in a 30-man field, which just isn't going to happen. <br /> <br /> But I'm sure that Rory would take great pride in winning the actual tournament against Tiger ... you know, theoretically, if there was a chance that that could actually happen. <br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-for-the-scrapbook-1001.jpg" alt="For the Scrapbook" /><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/andruw-jones-disappointment-425.jpg" /><br /><br />It appears that some people are very disappointed in Andruw Jones.<br /><br /> <img width="430" height="42" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-sticking-and-moving-1001.jpg" alt="Sticking and Moving" /><br /><br />
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            <td bgcolor="#ffffcc"><strong><em><font size="4">On Bill Belichick's  Apology ...</font></em></strong><br />  <br />  ... it was about <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/09/12/bill-belichick-apologizes-for-what/">the  most meaningless five minutes in the history of sports</a>.  It was an apology issued for the sole purpose of allowing Bill  Belichick to say, "Well, I apologized." There was  no admission of wrongdoing, he clearly feels accountable to no  one, and it was the very definition of "smug." It  was straight out of the <em>Jeremy Shockey Big Book of Apologies</em>. </td>
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            <td><em><strong><font size="4">There's Just Something About A Man Who Will  Dump In Your Hamper ... </font></strong></em><br />  <br /><img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/najeh-davenport-fights-off-bush-240.jpg?1189686611921" />  A recent study shows that Pittsburgh and Green Bay have the  largest base of female fans in the NFL. I was trying to  figure out why ... and here's the one common link I could come up  with: Najeh Davenport.<br />  <br />Davenport, pictured to the right fighting off some bush, as he is often forced to do, has played in only two NFL cities ... Pittsburgh and Green Bay. He has to be the link here. Why the women  love Najeh ... I don't know. He isn't very good-looking,  he's never been tremendously productive ... the only thing he's  known for is the <a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0708/1403417.html">excretion  of his bodily waste into your laundry</a>. I guess that  works with the ladies these days. <br /><br />I feel so out of touch ... I still send flowers. I'm going to save so much money this way.<br />  <br />  Seriously, I think it's just because Pittsburgh and Green Bay are  the cities where the community and the football team are most  closely tied together. If you're in Green Bay, and you  aren't a Packers fan, really ... male or female, what are your  other options? You can only visit the National Railroad  Museum so many times.<br />  <br />  It's kind of similar in Pittsburgh ... especially in the '70s,  when the Steelers were beating the hell out of everyone. <em>Everyone</em>  loved the Steelers then, and I think a lot of that's carried over  to today. Have a gander at the women <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20750560/">pictured  in this MSNBC article</a> ... and yeah, they look more like  carryovers from the 70's than gals who jumped on the Ben  Roethlisberger bandwagon. They also look more intimidating  than the Cleveland Browns offensive line.</td>
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<br /> <img width="430" height="42" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-yesterdays-mvp-1001.jpg" alt="Yesterday's MVP" /><br /><br /> <strong><img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/david-ortiz-admires-a-blast-180.jpg?1189686698637" alt="" /> David Ortiz</strong>. Papi had every Red Sox RBI last night in 5-4 win over the Devil Rays, including the walk-off HR that sort of made rightfielder Delmon Young look like a doofus.<br /> <br /> The ball cleared the short rightfield fence at about the level of Young's chest ... but going after the fly ball, he looked like a little bit like a drunken toddler chasing a lightning bug. <br /><br />I'm not saying it was an easy play, and I'm not saying Young made a bad play ... Papi got way under the ball, and in the course of its towering flight out of the playing field, it probably moved a little bit on Young. Probably a difficult play ... but that doesn't mean he didn't <em>look</em> a little goofy out there.<br /> <br /> Anyway, the Red Sox are going to take a 5-game lead into their series with the Yankees, which starts on Friday ... the pitching matchups are as follows, and they are not shabby: <br /><br /><strong>Game 1</strong>: Andy Pettitte vs. Daisuke Matsuzaka. <br /><strong>Game 2</strong>: Chien Ming Wang vs. Josh Beckett. <br /><strong>Game 3</strong>: Roger Clemens vs. Curt Schilling. <br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-yesterdays-sad-sack-1001.jpg" alt="Yesterday's Sad Sack" /><br /><br /> <strong><img vspace="7" hspace="7" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/09/so-long-andrew-walter-240.jpg?1189686892032" />Andrew Walter</strong>. I had forgotten that this guy existed, what with the drafting of JaMarcus Russell, the signing of Daunte Culpepper, and the Week 1 play of Josh McCown. And then I saw this quote today from Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin: <br /> <blockquote>"I have great confidence in all our quarterbacks, especially the first two in Josh and Daunte."</blockquote>And I wondered who the poor bastard 3rd QB was ... I looked, and yes, it's still Andrew Walter. That's gotta make him feel good, to see that quote in the newspaper.<br /> <br /> Of course, it probably doesn't make him feel worse than the fact that he has about two weeks left to enjoy life as an NFL player. The Raiders, since they just signed Russell, have two weeks before they officially have to put him on the roster. Once they do, I imagine there won't be much use for Andrew Walter anymore.<br /> <br /> And that probably means we've seen him play his last NFL down ... I guess if there's someone willing to trade for Charlie Frye, there's hope for anyone, but given Walter's play last year with the Raiders ... I don't feel like I'm exaggerating when I say that it's the worst I've ever seen a quarterback play, and not then not be benched immediately. He held that starting job for a long time. <br /> <br /> He finished '06 with 3 touchdowns and 13 interceptions ... but hey, on the plus side, he made 4 tackles. That's over a 30% tackle rate on plays where he was picked off. I admire that.<br /> <br /> I guess I just wanted to bid him a fond farewell. Thanks for the memories. <br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-agenda-1001.jpg" alt="The Evening's Agenda" /> <br /> <br /> <strong> Deserving Of Your Full Attention ...</strong><br /> <br /> <strong>7:30, ESPN. College Football. West Virginia @ Maryland</strong>. If you didn't know that Maryland once recruited Steve Slaton, but eventually withdrew his scholarship ... I'm pretty sure you will before the night is over. <br /> <br /> <strong> Other Stuff ...</strong><br /> <br /> <strong>7:30</strong>, ESPNU. College Football. Texas Southern @ Jackson State.<br /> <strong>8:00</strong>, FX. Movie. Dodgeball.<br /> <strong>9:00</strong>, ESPN2. WNBA Basketball. Finals, Game 4. Detroit Shock @ Phoenix Mercury.<br /> <strong>9:00</strong>, NBC. The Office. Beach Games.<br /> <strong>11:00</strong>, ESPN2. MLS. LA Galaxy at Chivas USA.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/09/13/the-debriefing-i-would-like-it-if-someone-hit-rory-sabbatini-in/">The Debriefing: I Would Like It if Someone Hit Rory Sabbatini in the Face With a 7-Iron</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/09/13/the-debriefing-i-would-like-it-if-someone-hit-rory-sabbatini-in/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/988469/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/09/13/the-debriefing-i-would-like-it-if-someone-hit-rory-sabbatini-in/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/09/13/the-debriefing-i-would-like-it-if-someone-hit-rory-sabbatini-in/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>The Debriefing</category><category>TheDebriefing</category><dc:creator>mjd</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>Rory Sabbatini: OK for Me to Drop F-Bombs, Not OK for You to Ask Me a Question</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/07/rory-sabbatini-ok-for-me-to-drop-f-bombs-not-ok-for-you-to-ask/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/07/rory-sabbatini-ok-for-me-to-drop-f-bombs-not-ok-for-you-to-ask/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/07/rory-sabbatini-ok-for-me-to-drop-f-bombs-not-ok-for-you-to-ask/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/08/rorysabbatini.jpg" alt="" />Golfer <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/RorySabbatini/">Rory Sabbatini </a>is a disgrace. <br /><br />Sabbatini, you'll recall, is the guy who <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/08/06/sabbatini-adds-name-to-tigers-list-of-loud-mouthed-victims">had a fan removed from a tournament last weekend</a> because the fan asked him whether he still thought Tiger Woods was beatable. (<a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/08/05/beatable-woods-beats-sabbatini/">Woods was in the process of beating Sabbatini</a> at the time.)<br /><br />But today the<a href="http://www.ohio.com/news/top_stories/8959237.html?page=all&amp;c=y"> Akron Beacon Journal reports</a> that Sabbatini doesn't hold himself to the same high standards that he holds the fans in Northeastern Ohio to:<br /><br /><blockquote>Sabbatini's reaction was particularly inappropriate given his own lack of decorum. The sheriff's grandson was among those who heard multiple Sabbatini F-words when Woods chipped in on the ninth hole to essentially seal the win.<br /></blockquote><br />So, just to make clear, Rory Sabbatini thinks it's perfectly OK to use the most vulgar word in the English language in front of young fans, but if a fan casually asks Sabbatini whether he has changed his opinion of Tiger Woods, Sabbatini thinks that fan needs to be forcibly removed from the course. Why does the PGA Tour allow this jerk to treat the fans like that?%Gallery-4274%<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/07/rory-sabbatini-ok-for-me-to-drop-f-bombs-not-ok-for-you-to-ask/">Rory Sabbatini: OK for Me to Drop F-Bombs, Not OK for You to Ask Me a Question</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:48:00 EST .  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Golf claps all around, right? Well, not quite. Some fans are put off by the 24-year-old showing off her <strike>smokin' hot body</strike> stunning good looks in <a href="http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&amp;stn_id=1&amp;idx_id=837">men's magazines</a>, on her <a href="http://www.thegolfchannel.com/20108/">Golf Channel reality show</a>, or, hell, <a href="http://www.golftodaymagazine.com/0603/images/s13%20Natalie%20Gulbis.jpg">during tour events</a>. <br /><br /> On the one hand, I can understand the "she's not a good role model for a the little miss junior golfers out there!!" argument. Fair enough. But 12 year-olds probably shouldn't be subscribing to FHM. Just a thought. But whatever, this isn't about me. Yesterday, The Golf Channel "experts" <a href="http://www.thegolfchannel.com/core.aspx?page=15100&amp;select=23403&amp;v.pos=249&amp;h.pos=0">addressed this question</a> on the webtubes: "On a scale of 1-10, how important was Natalie Gulbis' win to the LPGA Tour?" In the spirit of blogger pithiness, I'll just regurgitate the best answer: <br /><br /><strong>Mercer Baggs</strong>: "This gives the LPGA even more reason to promote their tour through one of the most visible, attractive and likable players they have. I think a 10 would be having <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MichelleWie/">Michelle Wie</a> win and commit herself to playing the tour full time. Love her or loathe her, no one at the moment drives more traffic the LPGA's way than does Wie. "<br /><br />Yeah, I had no idea who Mercer Baggs was either, but he makes a great point: Like it or not, sexiness is, well, sexy. And from a marketing standpoint, a sexy, charismatic winner is even better than a frumpy, boring one. I'm not sure the LPGA was struggling to stay relevant -- their hardcore fans aren't going anywhere -- but maybe expanding the fan base was slow-going. And if the goal is to make more money, then Gulbis' win is big. <br /><br />If you don't think so, just take a look at <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/29/natalie-gulbis-wins-first-tournament-michelle-wie-breaks-80-thr/#c6431898">all the comments from some really happy male readers</a>. Didn't get that when Nicole Castrale won her first tournament (<a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/06/01/one-more-reason-to-thank-god-john-daly-isnt-a-woman/">maybe the venue had something to do with it...</a>) And as Baggs writes, when (if?) Michelle Wie starts winning, it'll be just like when the Beatles came to the U.S. But without the bowl cuts, British accents, and Ed Sullivan. The screaming girls stay, though. <br /><br /><em>Hat tip: <a href="http://www.thegolfblog.com/2007/08/can-natalie-gulbis-save-lpga-from.html">The Golf Blog</a></em><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/02/how-important-was-natalie-gulbis-win-to-the-lpga/">How Important Was Natalie Gulbis' Win to the LPGA Tour?</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:17:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/02/how-important-was-natalie-gulbis-win-to-the-lpga/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/956817/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/02/how-important-was-natalie-gulbis-win-to-the-lpga/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/08/02/how-important-was-natalie-gulbis-win-to-the-lpga/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>michell wie</category><category>MichellWie</category><category>natalie gulbis</category><category>NatalieGulbis</category><dc:creator>Ryan Wilson</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:17:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>The Debriefing: My Best 7 Guesses at the PGA Tour's Steroid Abusers</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><em><font color="#808080">The <a href="http://www.aolsportsblog.com/tag/TheDebriefing/">Debriefing</a> is a column that runs every weekday at 9:00 a.m. here on FanHouse. It goes deep into one issue and then bounces around to a plethora of smaller ones ... and does it all in a way that will make you feel like the prettiest girl at the cotillion. Bookmark <a href="http://www.aolsportsblog.com/tag/TheDebriefing/">this page</a>, and visit daily.</font></em><br /> <br /><img vspace="4" hspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/tiger-woods-lead-picture-425.jpg" /><br /><br />Gary Player thinks there's at least 10 players on the PGA Tour on the juice, but I can only come up with 7 good choices. Player <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=MMi0Ho4cd8c"> ripped the lid off it</a> yesterday, saying that he had knowledge <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/19/sports/golf/19steroids.html"> that at least one PGA Tour professional has</a>, as Gary Sheffield would put it, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/13/gary-sheffield-is-back-baby/"> stuck some steroids in his butt</a>.<br /> <blockquote>"I took an oath prior to him telling me -- I won't tell you where -- but he told me what he did, and I could see this massive change in him," Player said. "And somebody else told me something, that I also promised I wouldn't tell, that verified others had done it."<br /><br /> "I might be way out [on the guess of 10 players using steroids]," Player said. "Definitely not going to be lower, but might be a hell of a lot more."</blockquote>But <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/TigerWoods/">Tiger Woods</a>, <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/NickFaldo/">Nick Faldo</a>, and <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/PhilMickelson/">Phil Mickelson</a> don't believe that there's anyone in golf using steroids, and they all dismissed Player much as you would dismiss a drunk old man lying on the sidewalk with a battle of Mad Dog 20/20 in his coat if he told you that the "Walk/Don't Walk" sign on the corner just flashed the message "BRUCE VILANCH IS JESUS."<br /><br /> I, however, see no reason to dismiss the steroid accusations that quickly. Even though there's absolutely no one on tour that looks like they've ever even <em> seen</em> a performance enhancing drug (except for Tiger, but he was this good back when he was scrawny), I think it would be more fun to believe that there's a rampant steroid problem in golf. <br /><br />So that's what I'm going to do. I've taken the liberty of identifying the guys who I believe to be the most obvious offenders.<br /> <br /> <em><font color="#808080">(<strong>Also at the bottom</strong>: A little bit of gender confusion in the swimming pool, Julio Franco gets another job, Yao Ming is not making the People's Republic happy, a review of episode two of </font></em><font color="#808080">The Bronx is Burning</font><em><font color="#808080">, and Stephon Marbury might be losing it ... but he might also be awesome)</font></em><br /><br />Before we begin, though ... I suppose I should state up front that this is all a joke, and I don't believe that any of these men have ever used steroids. I really hate doing that, but it feels necessary.<br /><br /> <strong><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/brad-faxon-raging-180.jpg" alt="" />1. Brad Faxon.</strong><br /><br /> I've been onto this guy for for years. Look at that picture there ... it was taken two years ago at the British Open, and it shows Faxon either frolicking playfully at the Old Course at St. Andrews, or leaping over the burn in a mad dash to his golf ball, which he then ate in a rage because it didn't go in the hole. You can almost see the crazed rage dripping off of him.<br /><br /> And look at that leaping ability. Clean golfers don't have the kind of vertical. You might look at that and see a thin, frail man jumping over a creek, but the form he displays there reminds me of the old Lawrence Taylor, in his prime, leaping to crush a helpless quarterback. Brad Faxon is a vicious animal, and needs to be stopped.<br /><br /> <strong>2. Steve Williams.</strong><br /><br /> He's not an actual golfer, but really, would it shock you to learn that this guy's been juicing? Tiger's Caddy has to be one of the more likely candidates here ... for one thing, he's a pretty big cat, and he's also got quite the temper. <br /><br />If you so much as sniffle in Tiger's backswing, Williams will pull a 7-iron out of Tiger's bag, and he will jam it into a bodily orifice of yours, and frankly, he doesn't care which one.<br /><br /> There was the time when a spectator took a picture of Tiger in his backswing, and Stevie went over, yanked the camera from the guy's hands, and tossed it in a pond (this is actually true). Frankly, I hope he <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> on steroids, just so he'd have an excuse for being that much of a jerk.<br /><br /> He's constantly snapping at people ... you may choose to blame this on the massive throng of uncouth spectators that always surrounds Tiger, but I'm blaming 'roid rage.<br /><br /> <img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/chi-chi-rodriguez-swashbuckles-240.jpg" /><strong>3. Chi Chi Rodriguez.</strong><br /><br />That playful sword thing he did with his putter ... playful gesturing, or ATTEMPTED MURDER?<br /><br />He was a contemporary of Player's, and the two spent a lot of time together. If anyone would confide in Player that he used steroids, it would've been Chi Chi. Then there were the warlike tendencies with his putter, pretending it was a sword after he made a putt ... as aggressive and violent an act as has ever taken place on a golf course.<br /><br />Of course, he was also 5'7", 130 pounds, and one of the nicest and gentlest men to ever walk the planet. So I could go either way here.<br /><br /> <strong>5. John Daly.</strong><br /><br /> Two things point to Daly using steroids. One, he hit the ball a hell of a long way. And two, he clearly has no regard for his body or his health, and will gladly ingest anything you put in front of him ... be it a bottle of Jack Daniels, Hooters wings, more Jack Daniels, a syringe full of stanozolol, or the rest of the Jack Daniels.<br /><br /> Of course, the counterargument here is that if John Daly cared enough about golf to use steroids, he might also have cared enough to keep himself sober, marry a sane woman, or, you know ... practice golf every now and then.<br /><br /><strong><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/craig-parry-forearms-240.jpg" alt="" />4. Craig Parry.</strong> <br /><br /> Guy has forearms like Popeye.<br /><br /> <strong>6. Ernie Els.</strong><br /><br /> Some of my suspicion here is based on Els' size. For a golfer, he's gargantuan, going about 6'3", 220. You'd figure a guy that big growing up in South Africa would get into rugby. <br /><br /> But I have a theory about Els ... I believe that in 1988, he was kicked out of the South African Rubgy Union for forcefully removing and then eating an opposing player's pancreas. <br /><br />He had previously been lightly reprimanded for ripping off seven other players' ears, but in rugby, ear removal is not a punishable foul. He was suspended for two games in '87 for actually scalping an opponent, but didn't get kicked out until the pancreas incident in '88. All incidents were blamed on steroid-induced rage. He then took up golf.<br /><br /> And he's since gotten off the steroids, giving way to the calm, placid demeanor you see today. <br /><br /> <strong>7. Tiger Woods.</strong><br /><br /> Hey, you saw the US Open. Now, I do believe that Tiger works harder in the gym than anyone else on tour, and I think he's made it his business to be the strongest, fittest, and most in-shape player on the planet. But at the same time ... his body has made a recent Barry Bonds-like transformation. <br /><br /><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/tiger-diesel-woods-180.jpg?1184837052927" /> I think some people were actually serious about this after the US Open. Mike Greenberg kind of said it, but wouldn't say it, on ESPN Radio. My brother was sure of it. I heard a few other people mention the possibility. And hey, you couldn't deny that Tiger was looked pretty jacked. Pretty un-golfer-ly.<br /><br /> And while I don't <em>seriously</em> believe that Tiger would ever consider using steroids ... stop and imagine for a second how big of a scandal that would be. It would make the Barry Bonds hoopla look like a run-of-the-mill Zach Randolph weed arrest. <br /><br /> With the amount of trust and love the public has put into Tiger (he is, after all, the odds-on favorite in <em>Who's Now</em>) ... if Tiger using steroids was ever even <em>hinted</em> at, that news would, to borrow a phrase from Chris Rock, blow up like The Godfather.<br /> <br /> So that's what I'm hoping for this weekend at the British Open. A dominating win by Tiger Woods, and a syringe to fall out of his golf bag on his way up the 18th fairway. <br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" alt="For the Scrapbook" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-for-the-scrapbook-1001.jpg" /><br /><br /> <img vspace="4" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/gender-confusion-425.jpg?1184835783673" alt="" /><br /> <br /> There seems to be a great deal of gender confusion with this Getty photograph. Here's the caption that comes with it:<br /> <blockquote>Rio de Janeiro, BRAZIL: Brazilian swimmer Rebeca Gusmao celebrates his record in the women 50m freestyle competition 18 July 2007 during the Pan American games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Gusmao clocked 25.05s.</blockquote> "... <em>his</em> record in the <em>women</em> 50m freestyle ..."<br /> <br /> Listen, that might not be a typo. That might be exactly what happened here.<br /> <br /> I'm honestly confused about the sex of this individual. On one hand, suggesting female: the name "Rebeca," the women 50m freestyle, and some facial features, particularly the mouth, albeit judging from a poor angle, look to be feminine.<br /> <br /> On the other hand, suggesting male: "<span style="font-style: italic;">his</span> record," and every other single thing about the photo. Including the bicep with the tat.<br /> <br /> You know what, though? I like to live dangerously. <span style="font-style: italic;">My answer is YES</span>. <br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" alt="Sticking and Moving" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-sticking-and-moving-1001.jpg" /><br /><br />
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            <td><strong><em><font size="3">I Wish Oliver Platt Was Burning ...</font></em></strong><br />   <br /><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/oliver-platt-is-not-good-180.jpg?1184838141006" />   I didn't get to watch Episode 2 of <em>The Bronx is Burning</em> until today ... and I'm sorry to report that there was no progress made. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/10/the-debriefing-the-bronx-will-burn-just-as-soon-as-espn-finds/">The problems I had with the first episode</a> were no better ... in fact, they were exacerbated.<br /><br />I was hoping that Week 2 would pull some things together, and bring the negatives up to the level of the positives, but that didn't happen. It sort of did the opposite ... the good things got better, and the bad things just got worse.<br /><br /> Here's a list of the good things:<br /><br /> John Turturro.<br /><br /> And here's a list of the bad things:<br /><br /> Oliver Platt as George Steinbrenner is as one-dimensional as <a href="http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/wrestling/images/2005/jan27/3.jpg"> the Miss Elizabeth poster I had hanging on my wall in   1990</a> ... and way less enjoyable. <br /><br /> The problem is more the writing than the portrayal ... Steinbrenner's a bombastic, blowhard, temperamental,   manipulator. I get it. But that's <em>all</em> I get. <br /><br />There are no subtleties about the character, there's nothing sympathetic or relatable about the man ... there's nothing to make someone think that the character, to this point, has even <em>required</em> any great amount of acting skill. <br /><br /> The Son of Sam murder and the mayoral race scenes are, quite unfortunately, still around ... I had to fight the urge to fast forward through them. By episode four, I'm guessing that I won't be able to resist that urge any longer, and I'll cut these things down to sitcom length. <br /><br />   The show tries to make you care about how Thurman Munson hates Reggie Jackson, and as soon as you start to ... hey, let's watch a quick murder and then see what's on Mario Cuomo's mind. <br /><br />It's freaking maddening. It's like if <em> The Natural</em> stopped every 10 minutes to give you an update on the Works Progress Administration. They could have done it ... but why?<br /><br /> One night a week, you've got 44 minutes to make me care about Billy Martin, George Steinbrenner, Thurman Munson, Reggie Jackson, the Son of Sam, a few murder victims, three mayoral candidates, and Kevin Arnold's dad. That's about 4.4 minutes each, tops. Good luck gripping me.<br /><br /> Two episodes in, it just feels like too ambitious a project, by people not quite skilled enough to pull it off. Ultimately, it's an 8-week miniseries with one good actor, produced by a network that isn't yet very good at producing this kind of thing. So far, it's no better than your average Lifetime movie starring Meredith Baxter-Birney.<br /><br /> I'm sorry you have to be a part of this, John Turturro.</td>
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            <td bgcolor="#ffffcc"><strong><em><font size="3">Let's Just Make This Simpler   ...</font></em></strong><br />   <br />   And someone let me know when the Tour de France finds a rider who <em>isn't</em>   <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/18/you-had-a-bad-day-cyclist-hits-dog-tests-positive/">doping   the bejeesus out of himself</a>. </td>
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            <td><strong><em><font size="3">Nike's Getting Jayson Williams On The Other Line   ...</font></em></strong><br />   <br /><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/michael-vick-head-down-240.jpg?1184838509989" alt="" /> As of right now, Nike says they still plan to go ahead with the release of a Michael Vick shoe on August 23rd ... how can this be? <br /><br />Are they going to modify the shoe so it has a special razor blade on the toe, allowing you to easily and efficiently slice a pitbull's throat?<br /><br /> From <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2941489">ESPN's Wayne Drehs:</a><br /> <blockquote>But Nike, to this point, has stood by Vick. In fact, Vick's signature shoe, the Nike Zoom Vick V, is scheduled to be released in stores on Aug. 23 for a suggested retail price of $100. Though Nike spokesman Brian Facchini declined to comment on the Vick charges -- he chose to read a statement that said, "We are aware of the indictment and are reviewing the information and have no further information at this time" -- he did confirm that the Vick shoe is still scheduled to be released.</blockquote> Innocent until proven guilty and all, but ... I dunno, at this point, the evidence seems pretty damning. Pacman Jones hasn't been convicted for anything that happened on that rainy night in Vegas, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea for General Mills to call him up and say, "Hey, we'd like to launch a national cereal called Pacman-O's. Whaddaya say?"<br /><br /> I'm not saying let's put him in jail right now, but if I'm a Nike executive, I'm saying, "Aren't there non-dog-murdering quarterbacks out there who we could get to push our shoes?" </td>
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            <td bgcolor="#ffffcc"><strong><em><font size="3">Your Extremely Early British   Open Update ...</font></em></strong><br />   <br />   The British Open is actually underway as I type this, and you'll never   guess what the weather's like. It's cold and rainy. So rare   for this event. The might as well schedule this thing in India   during monsoon season. <br /><br />KJ Choi and Michael Campbell, at 5:46 a.m. Eastern, are tied for the lead at -3. Tiger is -1 through 4 holes. This tournament's pretty much over.</td>
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            <td><strong><em><font size="3">I'm Joining The Starbury Movement ...</font></em></strong><br />   <br /><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/starbury-movement-240.jpg?1184838498925" alt="" />   I gotta tell ya, Stephon Marbury's starting to win me over with his   blogging this week at the New York Post. I'll never like his basketball game, and I don't think I'll ever have an   overwhelming desire to be in the same room with him, but at the same   time ... clearly, he's not just all about basketball.<br />   <br />   Now, whether he's the visionary he believes himself to be or not ...   that's up to you to decide.   You can <a href="http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/knicks/archives/2007/07/the_starbury_bl_2.html"> go read</a> about how much he loves Italy,   <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/18/marbury-im-going-to-play-in-italy/"> how he's going to play   there when he retires</a>, blah blah blah ... it's all a little wacky.   But it <em>is</em> passionate, and I respect that. He won't be a   Michael Jordan ... lifeless, bland, corporate, and greedy   off-the-court. I respect that, too.<br />   <br />   Of course, I also respect "islesfan" who left the first   comment under his blog entry ...   <br />   <blockquote>Cocaine is a helluva drug.<br />   <br />   You're so far gone, it's hopeless. Scientologists wouldn't accept you because you're too crazy, even for them.<br />   <br /> Since money isn't everything, how about you ask the Knicks to let you out of the last 2 years of your contract and you can leave for Italy tomorrow? That way the "Starbury Movement" can start touching the rest of the world even sooner. After all, poor Italian youth are notorious for using basketball shoes as status symbols. They're just begging for a 10 Euro basketball shoe, so they don't have to shell out for the expensive Gucci ones.<br />   <br />   While you're over there, maybe the Pope will finally make you a Saint.<br />   <br />   Arrivederci Looney Tunes.</blockquote>I'm also joining the islesfan   movement..</td>
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<br /> <img width="430" height="42" alt="Yesterday's MVP" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-yesterdays-mvp-1001.jpg" /><br /><br /> <strong><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/julio-franco-ass-out-240.jpg?1184838608342" alt="" />Julio Franco</strong>. For several reasons, frankly:<br /> <br /> 1) The role he played in the repeal of prohibition<br /> 2) He was just <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/18/in-celebration-of-julio-franco/">signed by the Atlanta Braves.</a><br /> <br /> They didn't sign him as a mascot, or as a Crash Davis-type wise old man in the clubhouse, either. They're actually going to use his rickety old bones. And why not? The Braves used a pitcher and a pinch-hitter in extra innings the other night against Cincinnati ... I don't mean to disrespect the hitting prowess of Kyle Davies, but that's probably not good. <br /> <blockquote>"Julio knows his role, and he's going to get a lot action here," third baseman Chipper Jones said. "He'll be first or second off the bench and start quite a bit. He wasn't getting used a lot up there. He's going to get used a lot here."</blockquote> And that, in a nutshell, is why I like the Mets to hold on to their lead in the NL East.<br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" alt="Yesterday's Sad Sack" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-yesterdays-sad-sack-1001.jpg" /><br /><br /> <strong><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/07/yao-being-nice-180.jpg?1184838729833" /> Yao Ming</strong>. <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/18/chinas-sports-federation-is-mad-at-yao-ming/">Yao is so selfish</a>. Here, I'll let the Chinese government explain, as I'm sure they will do in a reasonable, level-headed, and completely fair fashion. <br /> <blockquote>"No matter how lofty public welfare activities are, they can't be allowed to take first place in a player's life,'' the China Sports Daily, a federation-owned newspaper, said in an article appearing Tuesday.<br /> <br /> "No matter how sweet personal life is, it can't be compared to the exultation of capturing glory for one's nation,'' the article said.</blockquote> Yao was busy selfishly planning his wedding, and making appearances promoting the 2008 Beijing Games, and volunteering his time at the Special Olympics. <br /> <br /> The official view of the Chinese government appears to be, "Your wife can plan the wedding herself, in fact, that is the sort of thing that wives are for. And the Special Olympics are cute and everything, but to put it bluntly, are any of our Special Olympians helping us win the Stankovic Cup? Not unless we have any 7-footers, no.<br /> <br /> "So get your big giraffe ass to practice."<br /> <br /> And as mean and heartless as that seems to be, how many Americans are quick to jump on the back of Vince Carter or Shaquille O'Neal if they say they'd rather spend their summer relaxing, as opposed to playing for Team USA? <br /> <br /> We do the same thing ... it's just not an official government-sponsored view.<br /> <br /> <img width="430" height="42" alt="The Evening's Agenda" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/debriefing-agenda-1001.jpg" /> <br /> <br /> <strong>Deserving Of Your Full Attention ...</strong>  <strong><br /> <br /> 9:00</strong>, ESPN2. MLS Soccer. All-Star Game. <br /> <br /> Wait, the MLS's All-Star game is tonight? Do the players even know about this? With all the hype surrounding the LA Beckhams vs. Chelsea this weekend, this might have gotten lost in the shuffle. I'd make sure to remind Landon Donovan. <strong><br /> <br /> Other Stuff ...</strong>  <strong><br /> <br /> 7:00</strong>, ESPN2. MLL Lacrosse. Rochester Rattlers @ Boston Cannons.<br /> <strong>7:30</strong>, ESPNU. Soccer. FIFA U-20 World Cup. Argentina vs. Chile.<br /> <strong>8:00</strong>, NFL Network. NFL Classics. 2004 Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/">The Debriefing: My Best 7 Guesses at the PGA Tour's Steroid Abusers</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:00:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/944323/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/07/19/the-debriefing-my-best-7-guesses-at-the-pga-tours-steroid-abus/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>The Debriefing</category><category>TheDebriefing</category><category>Tiger Woods</category><category>TigerWoods</category><dc:creator>mjd</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:00:00 EST </pubDate></item><item><title>Michelle Wie Withdraws -- Again</title><link>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/</guid><comments>http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/golf/" rel="tag">Golf</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/womens-sports/" rel="tag">Women's Sports</a>, <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/category/the-word/" rel="tag">The Word</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/michellewiemad.jpg" alt="" /><br />Well, here's a shocker: <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/tag/MichelleWie/">Michelle Wie </a>has <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/golf/story/_a/wie-withdraws-from-womens-us-open/20070630122309990001?cid=1690">withdrawn from the U.S. Women's Open</a>, citing a wrist injury. This time she wasn't about to shoot 88, although that wasn't out of the question, either, as she was 6-over through nine holes and had just gone into the rough on her 10th when she quit. <br /><br /><blockquote>"I just kind of woke up, and it was really sore," Wie said. "But it was OK. It held up. ... I tweaked it. And then after that it kind of went downhill. I don't remember hurting this much again."</blockquote><br />I'm glad she took <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/06/28/what-is-michelle-wie-doing-out-there/">my advice</a>, but I'd like to see Wie take a long time out from competition and only come back when she's ready. Part of being ready is having a wrist that allows her to play, but her biggest problem appears to be the mental part of the game. Her parents shouldn't let her play until they're sure she's OK in that respect.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/">Michelle Wie Withdraws -- Again</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com">Golf FanHouse</a> on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:30:00 EST .  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/forward/930435/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2007/06/30/michelle-wie-withdraws-again/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Michelle Wie</category><category>MichelleWie</category><dc:creator>Michael David Smith</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:30:00 EST </pubDate></item></channel></rss>